Exercises for Seniors by Weekday -- Humor

The Doctor told me, I should start an exercise program.
Not wanting to harm this old body, I've devised the following:

MONDAY

Beat around the bush
Jump to conclusions
Climb the walls
Wade through the morning paper

TUESDAY

Drag my heels
Push my luck
Make mountains out of mole hills
Hit the nail on the head

WEDNESDAY

Bend over backwards
Jump on the Band Wagon
Run around in circles

THURSDAY

Advise the President on how to run the country
Toot my own horn
Pull out all the stops
Add fuel to the fire

FRIDAY

Open a can of worms
Put my foot in my mouth
Start the ball rolling
Go over the edge

SATURDAY

Pick up the pieces!!!

SUNDAY

Kneel in prayer
Bow my head in thanksgiving
Uplift my hands in praise
Hug someone and encourage them.

Whew! What a workout!
It's enough to tire one out for a long time!!

I try to use Sundays' schedule each day of the week...

GOD Bless You & Have a WONDERFUL day !!!

Source Credit

I received this by e-mail from Gloria Grumney 2004-03-03
This is available at least a dozen places on the web;
I found no one claiming to be the originator.