The Organist

The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that at the last minute, the substitute organist wanted to know what to play.

"Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently.
"But you'll have to think of something appropriate to play after I make the announcement about the finances."

During the service, the minister paused and said:

"Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected, and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up."

At that moment, the substitute organist played The Star-Spangled Banner.

And that is how the substitute became the regular organist!

Hymns For All Things

The Dentist's Hymn
Crown Him with Many Crowns
The Weatherman's Hymn
There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
The Contractor's Hymn
The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn
Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn
There's a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn
Standing on the Promises
The Optometrist's Hymn
Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn
I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn
Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn
Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn
Sweet By and By
The Realtor's Hymn
I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn
He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn
The Great Physician

Hymns for Those Who Speed on the Highway

45mph
God Will Take Care of You
55mph
Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
65mph
Nearer My God To Thee
75mph
Nearer Still Nearer
85mph
This World Is Not My Home
95mph
Lord, I'm Coming Home
Over 100mph
Precious Memories

Sense of Humor

Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.

Original Message:
From: "Gail Arneson" <gkarn@cboss.com>
Subject: Fw: The Organist
Date: Wed, 16 Apr 2003, 8:21 PM